Time to see if this works. Return my comment back to me or I'll kill myself.
I keep feeding them intel on the new BMF alts, but the fuckin' modsecutor keeps throwing the case out because they're afraid the evidence will be "inadmissible". Bullshit. Tempted to hand in my badge and my chinese-made AK-74 if they keep stonewalling our efforts to put this sicko down.
CW: suicide talk
Entire site unifies against me and my plan to get a PS5, an electric Nissan Leaf, and a girlfriend by repeatedly threatening to kill myself to the people around me until I have each.
I'm a liberal.
I'm an incel.
My wrists are thin,
And my dick is small.
This is the straight-gay life.
Beggin' for a wife.
Feels bad to be a liberal.
My wrists are too thin to be able to hold up the New York Times Sunday edition.
Been thinking about getting one so I can just regurgitate trite Redditisms and feel content contributing nothing to the minds of others.
Mods are STEMlord-brained morons who soyface at tech buzzwords still despite being communists as far as I know. Users think they're all Nick Mullen when they're all Adams except maybe 4 Stavs. The actually cool people on this site are all probably ossifying ourselves into cocoons of eternal slumber to sink away from this wretched world, realizing how we can't counter the wokelib mind virus: COVID.
I was gunna' guess projective negation.
Your fucking your.
I can't read or type anymore. Toooooom any tears obscuring my vission.
Endless tears about losing another site to terminal Redditism. I'm not reading your fucking your fucking sidebar rules.
Learn to do stuff, kid.
I do that but with bands that only released 1-2 albums. I still ask them to name 5.
Will get to the point where I've blocked myself into the void underside of Hexbear, behind the curtain of the universe and can finally just chill.
No one will ever pwn me again. No one will ever ppb me again.
Maybe don't have a boutique, lifestylist form of politic.
And I'm pissed off.
I'm not even asking for much here. I just wanna' be courted. I want to be romanced. I want to be serenaded and cherished. And the mods look at this and say "no, ze must not have this." I wanna' drop a slur on some X-word and pwn his lib ass, but nooooooo. I can't even have that.
Why do I even post?
They told me they have hired "motivators" that make all the wishes come true. One of them's in the hospital room with me right now and he's brushing my hair and reading me all the books that transform the Star Wars movies into Shakespearian screenplays. He said not to say his name, but his name is Tony.
I said come here!
Look at it. The god damn taxes went up again.
I knew this would happen. I knew this would happen. I knew this would happen.
... life over a human's. Reddit-X has become what was once known as "the internet" and it's technically state-owned through federal investment by the Three Eyes nations. The common insult is calling your enemy a "degen", which is also the name of a new class formation that subsists on a combination of "e-begging" and labour apps and package/treat theft. Christian churches have all been converted into treatoriums of the lord. Islam doesn't change at all. Potential romantic partners exchange dating app profiles - which double as their non-work social media - instead of phone numbers and it's considered offputting/weird/controlling to try to bypass this system.
If you get pwned online you are ritualistically encouraged and mocked into committing seppuku by everyone who knows you, though telling only from thise lower on the social hierarchy than you, those above don't care.
Chatbots make up the majority of users on Reddit-X. Posting has never been worse as the internet and IRL meatbags' conversations are the mental equivalent to Amazon.com user reviews of Just Dance 2020 for the Wii.
I think it's more so that "bear sex" was just joke-worthy enough that people talked about the game that otherwise wouldn't talk about it and news of the game spread beyond its usual corners of the internet. So more people heard of the game and I guess the openness that "bear sex" entails is pretty appealing for a CRPG.
FuckYourselfEndless [ze/hir] @hexbear.net Going through a personal avant garde phase.
Get off my profile. You shouldn't be here.