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New Law Requires SNAP Recipients To Balance Food On Nose Until Receiving Command To Eat It

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WASHINGTON—As part of an effort to ensure the benefits were only allocated to those in “true need,” a new federal law went into effect Thursday requiring all Supplemental Nutrition Assistance Program recipients to balance food on their nose until they receive the command to eat it. “There’s no reaso...

New Law Requires SNAP Recipients To Balance Food On Nose Until Receiving Command To Eat It
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