I'm sorry, wtf!!! A gallon of paint???? Please OP, that's ridiculous. We use metric here in Japan, it's 4 liters of paint. Do some research and get it right next time!
110 0 ReplyFinnish breakfast:
Coffee, vodka and a cigarette.
59 0 ReplyEverything a body needs.
19 0 ReplyGot offered this exactly by my friend's grandpa in Romania
9 0 ReplyWhere do I apply?
6 0 ReplyIf you want to have vodka for breakfast, bah gawd you can just do it, no need to apply to anything.
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Nutritious AND delicious!
4 0 ReplyVodka is made from potatoes
Potatoes contain most of the nutrients you need to survive
QED vodka is a balanced breakfast
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Common misconception, but the towel dipped in mayonaise (often paired with a well aged Trapist) is very typical for a Belgian breakfast, not the Germans.
43 0 ReplyAlso it's a 98 Daewoo Tico, not a Focus
14 0 ReplyDuolingo keeps beating me up about trapist beer, the gravensteen being older than the atomium and red devils loving stew and sprouts
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This is clearly out of date. The traditional UK breakfast now is nothing because inflation means I can only afford 1.5 meals a day.
30 0 ReplyJust stop being poor, problem solved
17 0 ReplyHave you tried being born rich? It would solve all your problems.
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You might have to cut down on the beans, but you can still have a semi-traditional bowl of sadness for breakfast. Most important meal of the day.
9 0 ReplyJokes on you, I'm having sadness for breakfast dinner and tea.
3 0 ReplyBreakfast is the most important meal of the day. Just do breakfast and bangers and mash for dinner, skip the bangers.
Boom: 1.5 meals. Just worry about potato crop failure.
1 0 ReplyHave you seen the price of baked beans lately?
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France: coffee and nicotine cancer sticks
20 0 ReplyAccurate. Also known as a champion's breakfast.
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If a German has leftovers he helpfully leaves them atop pool chairs to feed the hungry.
17 0 ReplyBlörö- the famous Finnish breakfast
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16 3 ReplyAvast, this is treason, TREASON I SAY
9 0 ReplyTreason against the British is the best kind of treason!
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Greece: the cheapest coffee the world has ever seen and Καρελια cigarettes
11 0 ReplyThat‘s a common misconception. This ain‘t a 1998 Ford Focus, it‘s a 2010 Ford C-Max.
9 0 ReplyGermans eat Bröt mit Bröt
7 0 ReplyBrötchen for the first breakfast, Brot for the second.
4 0 ReplyGermans- Bread, cheese and some variety of ham
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Turkish breakfast
7 0 ReplyI understand the first two. I guess I don't get the rest.
6 0 ReplyIt's random so it's funny holds up spork
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Drat, I've made coffee instead of paint again. One day I'll get it right.
4 0 ReplyWhy can't i relate anything i'm from india and a zoomer
4 0 ReplyButterbrot. You know where.
3 0 ReplySpain: bull horns and dirt.
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