+3 Dildo of listening, requires attunment
The Dildo or listening grants its user advantage on all perception checks using sound. When attuned to the Dildo of Listening you cannot be suprised and gain +5 to initiative. If you also have the alert feat your hearing range is extended to 70 miles. Once per round you may as a bonus action 'mark' an airborn enemy giving all of your allies advantage on ranged attacks againt that target until your next turn.
The heck is that?
I gotchu boo
Ahhh right, I didn't recognize it from a photo but I've read of it.
It's annoying that so many sources are calling VERA-NG a "radar" when it's specifically not a radar: it's a fully passive system, it only receives and doesn't emit. Hell, even the Wiki article is titled VERA passive sensor
The Dildo of consequences
Then let's hope it can help penetrate Russian lines.
i believe that is an Imperial Probe Droid before it unpacks itself
It’s an advanced radar system
As I said in another comment, I didn't recognize it from photos but I've read of the VERA system. It's actually specifically not a radar: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/VERA_passive_sensor
It does not appear to be lubed
You steal people's lives, this steals your bunghole, General Embezzlovich.
What’s the use of a horizontal launching missile when everywhere you could launchh it at is uphill?
What is it?
For those who are to lazy to check the link, it's an Electronic Support Measures (ESM) mast and station. Essentially a highly specialized series of antennas, receivers, and processors designed to listen for Radio Frequency transmission on the battle field. Generally used in multiples to triangulate and track.
Sees without being seen
So it's a cuck dildo.
Great idea, but we did it first... (Some rando threw a big floppy dildo at a politician around the time the TTPA free trade agreement was being negotiated)
Thank you, democracy fans in the Netherlands!
