I bought a 24 rack of beer down in Buenas Aires and I say CHILL EM' ALL!!!
swill 'em all!
Some say the drunkeness were provoked by the intrusion of beers into their natural habitat, that a "two-drinks-and-thats-it" policy is preferable to pour another round...
I greatly appreciate your dedication to this bit comrade, I've been legit busting out laughing at each new one.