Riker would down a pack of pizza rolls
Riker would down a pack of pizza rolls
Alt text: Star Trek Enterprise scene, Riker is labeled “The last pack of pizza rolls in the freezer” and Data is labeled “Me at 3 AM”. Riker is sleeping, some ominous flashing lights start occurring. He looks up, and then looks down the bed in shock. Cut to Data, who is creepily smiling back. Cut back to Riker, who is then pulled slowly down the bed and out of frame, by Data who is off-screen. End alt text.
For greater context, a previous commenter has reminded me that the Riker sliding down the bed scene is from the episode “Schisms” https://memory-alpha.fandom.com/wiki/Schisms_(episode), and Data is not actually the one pulling him off the bed but rather some cooky aliens levitating his ass into subspace or something. Idk what episode Data lookin zonked but creepy is from tho srry!
Riker would down a pack of pizza rolls
And by that, OP means sex. He would have sexual intercourse with the bag.
In the kitchen.
The ships kitchen.
During lunch rush.
Riker's gotta get his leg over.
Creepy Data might be from s5e15 "Power Play" where he's possessed by an imprisoned alien entity as well as Troi and O'Brien.
Might be from Naked Now, since it looks like S1 data makeup I think
Ah, fair point. Shoulda looked at the uniform collar.
Edit: sure is. Also where Data gives the finger wag.
I will investigate, for science
The way these two scenes are cut together is just perfect.
"Cooky aliens"‽ WoOw...it's 2024 dude, we say cooky migrants now.
This and the post in 196 failed to load for me :c it sounds funny tho
Sometimes it doesn't embed in lemmy for me but I can still see it via the direct link https://files.catbox.moe/0ff05x.gif
Would you tell me what you’re using to view Lemmy? It works on web browsers for me but it would be good to know how to make gifs that are viewable by everyone 100%
If you figure that out let me know. I've been trying for months. There's always someone that can't see it.
I'm on jerboa, I wanna switch to something else bc it's very buggy but I'm too lazy 🐀
No fun for you.
Data in this image (whatever episode it may be from) looks like Sheldon Cooper dressed as Data and having a stroke. My stomach hurts from laughing at it.
I cannot express how perfect this is
I've lived in America my whole life, turn 40 this year, and I have never had a pizza roll. Or a microwave pizza bagel (but I have made mini pizza from scratch using real bagels as the crust)
I urge you to get crunked, get a pack of pizza rolls, make them all, and go to town at 3 AM.
You will not regret it in the moment, but you will regret it later
It’s even better with friends, hence this me-me:
