Man named Deez-Nuts arrested & charged with battery over a BB gun
Man named Deez-Nuts arrested & charged with battery over a BB gun
A 42-year-old man named 'Deez-Nuts' was recently arrested and charged with battery in Green Bay, Wisconsin.
Officer: "What's your name, sir?"
DK: "Deez-Nuts"
Officer: "Alright, get out of the car, smart ass"
52 0 Reply"Mr. Deez-Nuts was my father's name. Please, call me Bofa."
22 0 Reply"Call my brother Gargle, he's a lawyer."
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I can see this playing out like a modern "Who's on first" routine
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Charged with battery? What is he, a cyborg?
32 0 ReplyDeez must run on D's.
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I know people who know him. Allegedly, he lost a bet and had to change his legal name to that.
21 0 ReplyWait, who are we discussing right now? 🙃
2 0 ReplyDeez Nuts
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Wisconsin?
I would have put money on Florida16 0 ReplyThe Midwest is full of Florida, they just blame it all on Ohio
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Goteem?
8 1 ReplyHe did it to have these Nibbas keep his name outta his mouth and here we are.
4 1 Replysomething something charged something something battery something something bb gun
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