Man Arrested After Allegedly Eating Leg of Person Injured by Train at Accident Scene
Man Arrested After Allegedly Taking and 'Eating' Leg of Person Injured by Train at Accident Scene
A man has been arrested in Kern County, California, for allegedly removing human remains, a leg, from a location other than a cemetery.
You're telling me that removing it from a cemetery would have been ok?
Nah: that's covered by even older laws
Kern County, California
Not going to lie, I 1000% assumed this was going to be some Florida Man Activity™
FYI, the only thing that makes Florida different is that it publicizes the crazy criminals' antics more.
Florida Man walks among us in every other state too; we're just blissfully ignorant of him.
We're also the 3rd most populous state, so there's that as well.
The article:
It is unclear if the leg in question belongs to the individual who was killed in the incident.
Also the article:
Police arrived at the scene of the train collision that killed the unidentified person and severed their leg at about 8 a.m local time on Friday.
Where the hell would the random leg have come from otherwise?
Actual cannibal Shia LaBeouf...
.... blinks
One of my conservative relatives sent me this. I asked if he was suggesting we need to do more to help people out of homelessness and invest more in metal health services... But no of course not.