SwolePope?
Pope, looking strong, issues lengthy marching orders to priests during Holy Thursday Mass | AP News
Also - "marching orders" is more weird phrasing from the AP.
"The editor said he crossed the red rainbow line into "wokeness", so we had to switch from the 'harsh but committed to tradition autocrat' to the 'evil authoritarian tyrant' style guide."
I was just about to comment lol, AP having a normal one
Hide yo kids.
He used to be a bouncer before becoming a priest so that checks out