Best Parts Of Trump’s $60 ‘God Bless The USA’ Bible
Best Parts Of Trump’s $60 ‘God Bless The USA’ Bible
Donald Trump recently announced on Truth Social that he has teamed up with country music artist Lee Greenwood to sell a custom “God Bless The USA” Bible for $59.99. Here is everything we know about the bespoke religious text that the former president is hawking.
I am so confused. This is the onion… but isn’t this real?! Edit: ahh the content is the joke not the headline
The onion is just a real news source at this point.
They legit should start putting out real articles with their brand of humor and the only difference between an onion and a real article is a tiny logo at the end of the title.
The edited scripture stresses Jesus never would’ve died if Jerusalem had a strong border wall.
LoL oh damn
it is easier for a camel to go through the eye of A needle than for a rich person to enter the Kingdom of God, but exceptions include....
For an extra $20 you can get one that says adultery is okay.
That seems like it’d be a popular option for people in his usual circles. I feel like he’s under selling it at $20.
Jerusalem did have some pretty strong towers, though.
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For an extra $20 you can get one that says adultery is okay.
Is the Bible readable upsidedown and right side up?