It's difficult, but someone has to do it

I solve that by not having friends.

👋

You sure they don't just ditch you and forget to call you next time?

Just cause you shid your pants everytime you go out with the guys, you're the poo guy. SMH!

Why does it take you so long to make a manly manure?

Just go in a fast food bag and we'll light that shit on fire and leave it on someone's doorstep.

I literally did this at a wedding

True friends poop together. Friends who poop together stay together forever