How are we supposed to kiss when I don't even know what Linux distro you run
agreed, the distro choice is a key factor for the KISS principle
distro choice is THE key factor
Windows and macos distros
Even worse, she might be using a mac 😱
Anti Commercial AI thingy
One is measurable, the other is guesswork.
Apparently, it's "obvious to everyone, except you [me]"... or at least that's what my wife tells me.
This post makes a sweeping assumption Linux users would have women flirt with them.
Of course they have! Other linux users after transition, namely!
Most probably Arch users.
Wasn't it 0.5s?
And would you call SSH a library?
It's a component of a larger system.
My wife gets so mad at me when I don’t know why she walks up and takes my arm when a lady’s talking to me 😆
Get a load of this guy - he's got ladies just coming up and talking to him.
On occasion… I don’t leave the house enough for it to be common lol
what is a "girl"?
A guy with cat ears.
Sounds good. Where can I get one?
they used to be quite common, but nowadays you need to compile them yourself with the "replace-testosterone" patch. It's also recommended to use the "cat-ears" patch, and, if you can, also the "cat-tail" patch, but that isn't necesarily required to get it working.
A library, perhaps...?
Can't find libgirl.so
They probably mean gir1.2
This meme format is fantastic
Wrong. Always getting more false positive than false negatives
A library running .2s slower will get flagged by your perf testers and you’ll need to get escalated approval to release your changes. It will be a pain.
And then eventually you will figure out it was a plot for a world-domination level backdoor, ha.
And yet you'll still be single.
