He also pledged to keep attendees’ taxes low and doubled down on his desire to have immigrants from “nice” countries, like Norway and Denmark, come to the US.
Suggesting that Americans inject disinfectants into their veins. Declaring that people believe he’s been treated worse than Abraham Lincoln. Claiming wind turbines are killing whales. Saying environmental regulations are forcing people to flush their toilets “10 times, 15 times as opposed to once.” Over the course of Donald Trump’s 77 years on earth, he’s had a lot of uniquely bizarre comments come out of his mouth. That streak continued over the weekend, as he reportedly suggested to a group of billionaires that Joe Biden had literally shit on a piece of White House furniture.
Mr. Trump blamed his successor, Mr. Biden, for the influx of migrants and mocked him and aides for what Mr. Trump said were bad decisions made around the Resolute Desk, which has been used by two dozen presidents.
“The Resolute Desk is beautiful,” Mr. Trump said. “Ronald Reagan used it, others used it.”
He then denigrated Mr. Biden, sounding disgusted, according to the attendee: “And he’s using it. I might not use it the next time. It’s been soiled. And I mean that literally, which is sad.”
The attendee who witnessed the moment said that dinner guests laughed and that Mr. Trump’s remark was interpreted as the former president saying that Mr. Biden had defecated on the desk.
So, did that happen just before the Tiny Desk Thanksgiving talk? I don't think they ever really explained why he wasn't using the Resolute Desk for that talk.
That means the he probably took a shit on the desk. It’s standard playbook with all them—you accuse the opposition of doing the freaky shit you’re actually doing.
But to be fair, it’s very likely both of them wear diapers, so there could have been an accident, eh?
There's an app called 'Goods' 'Goods Unite Us' on Android (and I assume iOS) that allows you to search for companies and brands and see who they find politically.
Edit: I was just looking at the icon. The Android app is actually called 'Goods Unite Us'. Thanks for the tip via the iOS app, u/marketsnodsbury.
I know it's been said a bunch of times now, but I've never been so convinced of anything in my life as much as I'm convinced this means Trump shat in the Oval.
Says the incontinent fuckwit lol. What did he have to gain from saying this? He's just confirming what we already know. Which is the oval office smelled like a toilet and body odor during his pathetic reign on a daily basis.