Anon learns about nuts

Now make him freak out again by telling him peanuts aren't nuts.

Okay, this may paint me in a bad light, but I was fucking 40 before I learned peanuts grew underground. I ain't Joe Rogan stupid, but dang.

Nobody around here grew them (that I know of), and I never went anywhere that grew them where I would see them.

I assumed they were like any legume, growing above ground like peas or green beans.

But noooooo, they're ground nuts. Which I thought was a different plant entirely.

Out of all my damn family on both sides, visiting (and working on) various farms, nobody grew the damn things.

So, yeah.

To be fair to the dude, I didn't know this either until a teacher taught by teaching us about peanuts. How many of us know much about most of the things we eat?

How did we do an entire module on George Washington Carver in first grade, and they never told me peanuts grow in the ground like potatoes

TIL peanuts don't grow from a tree lol

Think Rogan would fuck a chimpanzee?

Natürlich! Wo sollen Erdnüsse sonst herkommen, wenn nicht aus der Erde?

This is fucking spot on. The heavy breathing part had me wheezing

I grew fennel last year. Have been eating fennel for years and thought we were eating the root part (the white part) and that the green part was the above ground part. No. There is a root underground but the whole fennel sits on top of the soil looking like it will tip over any minute. The white and green parts.

I know food, have worked at groceries, in restaurants, health food stores, I cook. But gardening has taught me new things, and I'm over 50.

Joe Rogan should have stayed this way.

That's my opinion too, tbh.

Whereas rogan is a giant chimpanzee

OMG...why i can hear this picture clearly
What the hell is wrong with me...

Ever give peanuts to a squirrel? They'll bury them in the ground

Koala brain(don't mind me, I'm just a business, doing busines)

In this house peanuts grow on trees!

No shit though they aren't nuts so they don't grow like nuts