Safespace [...] can create forcefields, but he can only trigger them if he's protecting somebody else.
They had to know there's no way they didn't know.
The writer who was in charge of the project used to write for Colbert and Clickhole
I don't get much Chud off him, but it's entirely possible that Marvel's new Editor-in-chief (the guy who used to pretend to be Japanese) is responsible for the attempt
the guy who used to pretend to be Japanese
Just read about this on the wiki, what the actual fuck
This is official? I was convinced it was some onion shit. :bordiga-despair:
https://www.marvel.com/articles/comics/introducing-the-new-new-warriors The names and concepts are so bad and "They’re hyper aware of modern culture and optics, and they see their Super Heroics as “a post-ironic meditation on using violence to combat bullying.” They're probably streaming this." What?
Reminds me of this banger I posted to /r/transgendercirclejerk when this first popped up
Marvel introduces new superhero to appeal to lgbt readers called “f*ggot”. they don’t have any superpowers their just queer or whatever. Give us money
Wait, Safespace is just Steven Universe
Shields, pink, woke
Be sure to tune in to the adventures of Soyboy and Betacuck
How lib twitter poisoned must your brain be to think this'd be a good idea
https://www.marvel.com/articles/comics/introducing-the-new-new-warriors
Mar 17, 2020
they tried to launch this the week after the COVID shutdown started
Screentime - A Meme-Obsessed super teen whose brain became connected to the internet after becoming exposed to his grandfather’s “experimental internet gas.”
Wow
The internet is a series of tubes and the thing moving around these tubes is internet gas.
