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andrew @lemmy.stuart.fun

1y ago

Poor lower decks crew

My wife made this template and meme and it's too good not to share on the better social media platform.

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This is perfect. Tell your wife that she nailed it!
- Nail your wife and tell it was ordered by Lemmy
  
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Yikes…this was definitely not one of Geordi’s better moments. 😬
I still want to know how Geordi managed to find an actual human woman who was willing to have sex with him a minimum of two times.
- Are you kidding? He's super smart, very personable, handsome, and kind. The whole Leah Brahms hologram was way out of character - I blame the writers. I'm an actual human woman and I think Geordi's a catch!
  
  I can't help it that he had no luck with women. It wasn't just Leah Brahms.
- In the 24th century, women are a lot less demanding
  
  Geordie is the incredibly competent and intelligent Chief of Engineering on Starfleet's flagship. He's also pretty handsome. Geordie is quite the catch, not someone who a woman would need to lower her standards for.
People who know what happens in Geordi’s holos:
Data
Her
- Data only knows the sanitized version of events. He and Geordi mess around with a Holmesian mystery and Geordi's like "Why don't you check into the trail up ahead, Data? I'll hang back and follow up on this minor clue in this alley which happens to be filled with 19th century hookers."

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