What is this bug? Found it dying on my bathroom floor, finished it off with roach spray. It has roach like antenna, but I've never seen a roach this long and thin (about an inch long). Also, I'm in M

I would tell you but the men in black would stop m

Title cut off, I'm in Michigan and have no history of roaches. Never even seen one before.

Can't quite tell but looks like an earwig to me

I'm not from US but this looks like a normal roach to me.

I'm in M

No way! I'm in M too

Some day I'll figure out how to get out of Microwave

Pretty sure that's a roach

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https://www.pestworld.org/pest-guide/cockroaches/oriental-cockroaches/

See figure 2: https://entnemdept.ufl.edu/creatures/urban/roaches/oriental_cockroach.htm