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Extra Egg Roll Thrown In By Mistake Becomes Man’s Sole Reason For Living

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BANGOR, ME—Tearing away the pall of shadow and misery that had once cloaked his whole existence, an extra egg roll mistakenly thrown into a takeout order at local Chinese restaurant Panda Palace reportedly became Allen Russo’s sole reason for living this week. “There is hope in this bleak world ...

Extra Egg Roll Thrown In By Mistake Becomes Man’s Sole Reason For Living
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