Terrible Estate Agent Photos @feddit.uk Kittybeer @lemm.ee 1 yr. ago

I can feel this bathroom just looking at it

This house is really amazing, but this bathroom is a little much: https://www.oldhousedreams.com/2012/03/29/1960-lambertville-nj/ (Last sold in 2015 for $630K: https://www.longandfoster.com/homes-for-sale/315-Goat-Hill-Road-Lambertville-NJ-08530-250220020)

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I've seen this before....its a wet bathroom, which means it's water sealed with sealed electrical outlets and extra drainage. You can take a hose to the entire bathroom to clean it. That's why there's no shower curtain, since it isn't needed. It's kinda overboard, but people with money seem to like them.
- I don't really see it as overboard. People in Japan (and elsewhere) have wet rooms. I'm a fan of them, cleaning is easier and additional protection from flooding. It's the exact opposite of carpet in the bathroom.
  
  I've never seen one with this texture before. It's always been tiles when I saw them.
"Ok, emo teenage child, you get to design one room in the hou..."

"The bathroom."

"Are you sure?"

"The real question is... are you sure?"
It doesn’t match the rest of the house at all.

If Marilyn Manson casually strolled out of that bathroom closet, I wouldn’t be surprised.
That is NOT a bathroom you want to have a slip or fall in, fucking hell.
This needs another coat of pre-seasoning.
Imagine all the scrubbing needed to clean that surface
- Looks like you could just use a pressure washer which I’m down with
Is this the bathroom from Bob's Burgers?
It looks like a poshed up Soviet interrogation room.
Whole place has weird 70's Rec Center vibes. Retro horror flick waiting to happen. Cleaning would have to be done with a small pressure washer, way too many crevices/rough surfaces.
- It gives me the same feeling as the worst dive bar bathrooms.
How many inmates would you have to share that with?
The rest of the house looks pretty cool, and then you've got this bumpy slippery nightmare.
Looks like someone found pool tile on sale or something.
That shower sprays out blood.
The guest house bedroom feels a little too open plan for my liking - an extra wall would be nice.
- Right? People over there eating a meal at the dinner table and someone’s sleeping a few feet away… not my cup of tea…
Maybe it wouldn’t be so fugly if it was a lighter color? 😬
The texture on those walls just makes me shudder.
Those who live in glass houses…lol
Careful looking at it. If you stare into the void...

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