Funny story. 50 years ago, to this very day, a revolution occurred in which Portugal took down its dictatorship.
The following day some public administrator/manager sent a letter complaining about people missing work!
Translation after the letter
Your Excellency Director General
I inform Your Excellency that yesterday, April 25, 1974, several employees were absent from work, claiming that a revolution had occurred in the country.
I clarify that this revolution was not authorized by superiors, and no justification was seen for the absences, especially as the service was considerably delayed.
As the current legislation does not provide for absences due to the occurrence of revolutions, I submit the matter to your high discretion, in the certainty that it will deserve due attention.
Eh, but this is kinda true for all trade/niche publications?
IT publications would have, "Portal to hell messing with your wifi? Try this."
Cooking blogs --- "Portal to hell, hello to flavor!"
Meanwhile, a patch shows up on the Linux kernel mailing list --- "fix rng behavior: portal to hell causes /dev/random to be less secure with increased frequency of 0x06 0x06 0x06."
“It was an epic battle, worthy of poem and song, and must be documented to teach future generations the dark truth of our world, but productivity really dipped due to the loss of life so we should surrender to Lucifer next time”
be boomer
spend 20 years nursing, educating, and raising your child
turns out they’re just as much a fuckup as you are, but thanks to technological and social progress, inflation, and various other economic and political factors, living in a vastly more complex world than you were at the same age, so they’re struggling
blame the child
Our country is set to lose trillions in revenue due to the demon infestation, but experts agree that 90% of that is due to workers erroneously caring about themselves instead of their employer
This makes me think someone, somewhere is being punished by having their liver eaten by a bird every day for walking out of work with a company pen accidentally.