Wagner Group commander Dmitry Utkin was on plane that crashed north of Moscow, Russian civil aviation authority says
Wagner Group commander Dmitry Utkin was on plane that crashed north of Moscow, Russian civil aviation authority says
The former Russian soldier, a co-founder of the Wagner Group and known as Prigozhin's right-hand man, was among those on board, officials have said.
The word "crashed" in that headline is doing a lot of heavy lifting.
Feels like it's doing heavy falling
The plane was doing a lot of heavy lifting carrying that head, fuck. He looks like that guy in the meme who borrows and returns 10 books a day from his library, increasing the size of his head with prosthetics each time.
Imagine the brass balls needed to work in war zones with a head like a sniper's dream
Oh it crashed alright. Every piece of it crashed.
russians dont know how to land things pass it on
kinda buried the lead that pergozhin was on that plane too.
And is dead. Jesus, guys, way to stick the landing on the breaking news story.
Yeah, I thought that was strange, too.
Pretty normal sort of thing to happen
I guess ol' Vlad got bored of having people fall out of windows.
That is, of course, assuming the Russians were behind this; there's always a slight chance that it really was an accident.
That like all of Wagners brains wiped out in one shot. Hahaha fuck em.
Let's see how the Wagner troops react to this.
They were not on that plane...
How will he complete chemotherapy now?