Yeah, no. Mustard doesn't work. I have tried. That goddamn ghost just invited his mates for a barbecue party. Had to play Yoko Ono for days to get them all out again!
Has anyone ever seen a ghost while eating a hot dog? Me either. Maybe he's onto something
"I believe ghosts are like dogs and they just sort of do things arbitrarily" - Charles Barkley
The picture looks like he's got a bald cap on
lebron james reportedly tries to repel ghosts with mustard
He would know
I don't watch sports. Is this really how sporters talk or is this parody?
Kyrie Irving (basketball) is known for having some takes and Aaron Rodgers (football) has also gone off the deep end, so while I think this particular instance is parody, it's not impossible someone out there is reading this and going "hmmm, makes a good point."
Neither do I, but from several other sources and experiences: yes, many do. Maybe all even, but without an axe and a bow dare I not venture into the utter darkness that is sports ‘journalism’.
