Tesla is being investigated for securities and wire fraud for self-driving claims

I hope this is leading up to the DoJ discovering that Muskrat signed off on these crimes personally, removal of the "corporate veil" & holding him criminally liable.

But he is doing it to save humanity !

Ruh roh Relon!

So they’re looking into whether or not he’s misled investors. Man I hope there’s a separate case being built against the company for making unsafe vehicles because if there isn’t then the U.S. is just showing, again, how much it values capital over people’s safety and well-being.

Congrats for at least this, I guess, but holy fucking-fuck, guys.

But daddy Musk said I'd be able to make passive income renting out my driverless carrot chopper!