It was coal at the beginning of the traffic stop
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probably routine traffic stop that revealed he had a warrant for a long history of smuggling things up his ass...
37 1 ReplyIt was probably Hans Niemann then
10 0 ReplyCan I somehow register my history of smuggling things up my ass? Just in case I'm being stopped in traffic...
2 0 Replyjust get arrested a couple times...
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24 0 ReplySir, I need your driver's license and registration. Also, bend over...
20 0 ReplyLicense, registration, contents of your anus please!
Do you know why I performed a full cavity search on you? One of your brakelights was out.18 0 ReplyNot a single thing about this sounds "routine"
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You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means
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why he look like he has 44 more diamonds hiding somewhere else that the police didn't found???
10 0 ReplyDiamonds are stored in the balls!
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Suspect, on the bench at booking time to the guy next to him: "Ha! They missed 1."
9 0 Reply“Spread your cheeks and lift your sac!”
9 0 ReplyEh they're brown diamonds
8 0 Replywhy didn't you censor out the website, we could have been guessing all sorts of websites like fox news or CNN.
4 0 ReplyOfficers: Ben Dover and Seymour Butts
4 0 ReplyWhy not just leave them in at that point? Lol
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Appearanlty it's a very common thing for criminals to put drugs up their ass, stories like these have been showing up for years
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