I got a boat
I got a boat
I'm naming it Smoke on the Water because obviously I am, but I don't want to smash a champagne bottle because I don't drink. What's something pot related I can do instead?
Smash a bong.
Just an FYI for OP, you don't actually have to smash anything, tapping the boat's prow with a bong would be an acceptable tradition/blessing too 😊
Light a bowl, take a hoot and yeet that fucker.
Yeet it like a Californian fetus!
Don't be a slave to tradition. Give it a nice hug, blow some smoke on it, and carry on.
I like this idea the most because there's no broken glass to clean up afterwards
The obvious answer is to smash a bong on it.
You could smash a bottle of infused soda or something like that instead!
The obvious answer is to smash a bong on it.
Have a session on land and session on the boat and pour the bong water across the bow. Marriage of earth, sea, air, and fire if you smoke.
I don't know why you would, but that's what I came up with.
Damn that's a good one
Shake some pelegrino and spray it like you won at NASCAR
Ooh ... If you could get one of those smoke throwers they use in churches (thurible) you could cense it.
I actually already have one of those for something unrelated what a great idea
You just happen to have a thurible at home? Just in case you want to celebrate the Divine Liturgy of St. John Chrysostom on a Tuesday afternoon and the house doesn't smell quite right?
I'm not sure who you are, but I like your style.
Just a bong? C'mon y'all, get with the B.O.A.T. logic and waste some money. Buy an ounce and a mason jar and smash the OZ of bud inside the mason jar!
I love the immediate "smash a bong" energy from some of these comments, but if you don't want a huge mess you could just smash a small glass pipe/bowl on it for a christening.
Enjoy it but don’t go on a plane high as fuck.
Especially not near my fucking sailboat…
… because I might be high as fuck.
Lmfao mine is just a canoe. I wish I had sailboat money, damn! What did you name it?
She’s called Blu and its one of the cheapest I could buy while still salvageable. Around 25 years old and really neglected by her previous owners. Now it’s my biggest DIY project. I’m still not 100% comfortable handling the sails baked but I bet it’s gonna be a nice experience.
a year ago I got an inflatable kayak and vaping on it was such a great pass time in the summer. Just wear sun screen!
