AKA pussy telephone
Today was a good day. I learned new things.
Pussy telephone doesn't sound half as good as the Finnish term pillupuhelin
I have a bidet and I am a happy asshole.
Hey I'm washing the chocolate starfish right this second!
Sounds like English isn't your mother tongue. What you meant to say is "I have a happy asshole". The difference is that having a hapoy asshole gives you pleasure, while being a happy asshole denies others pleasure.
Don't misunderstand me, I am of course talking about your dog, given your username
Idk why either, this is a must in every home in my country. Toilet paper is gross
I just use wet wipes.
Paper -> wet wipes -> paper.
Just like new.
hahah idk why people downvoted you, when I go somewhere that doesn't have a hygienic douche I use this trick too. But everyday I prefer water and my but does too.
Psyllium for me. It changed my life. Two spoonfuls a day keep me using 90-95% less toilet paper than before.
I thought she said booty telephone. I guess I need an ear telephone.
Got Finnish ancestry. Everyone I see in Finland online reminds me of my cousins. I think I need to go visit.
Just don't make out or get busy with anyone there, until you can confirm they are not related.
Every time I fall face first into shit I get an erection.
But yes. I use water to clean it off.
honestly if I fall face first into shit, I would use soap to clean it, water would not be sufficient
