'Cocaine Werewolf' - Upcoming Horror-Comedy Movie Will Huff, Puff, Snort and Kill
'Cocaine Werewolf' - Upcoming Horror-Comedy Movie Will Huff, Puff, Snort and Kill
From the director of Cocaine Shark comes Cocaine Werewolf, a brand new horror-comedy headed to VOD outlets in 2024.
cross-posted from: https://feddit.uk/post/11783148
Last year’s Cocaine Bear managed to spawn a trend even if it wasn’t a huge hit at the box office, with Cocaine Shark following and now Cocaine Werewolf howling our way soon.
Amityville Coke Den isn’t far behind, we assume…
Our friends over at Rue Morgue have provided us with a first look at the upcoming Cocaine Werewolf, which they reveal will be directed by Mark Polonia (director of Cocaine Shark!).
Here’s the synopsis from Cleopatra Entertainment: “Cocaine, cash and a crew filming a low-budget horror movie in the eerie woods of northern Pennsylvania clash when an unexpected visit from a bloodthirsty werewolf literally enters the picture–with deadly results.”
ugh, why does it have to be self aware enough that they're filming a B movie. Is Cocaine Werewolf not a deep enough premise for 90 minutes anymore?
I imagine the script probably needed some padding.
Hol' up. There was a Cocaine Shark movie!? That one slipped by me.
Possibly for good reason - of all the four Cocaine Bear mockbusters currently out, Cocaine Shark is only nudged off the bottom spot by Cocaine Jaguar.(by IMDb ratings). For the foolishly curious they are, from "best" to worst:
- Cocaine Crabs From Outer Space (4.9/10)
- Attack of the Meth Gatot (3.2/10)
- Cocaine Shark (1.9/10)
- Cocaine Jaguar (1.5/10)
