Immortality through cynicism.

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And yet when I run around the market naked while fapping, they lock me up, while this guy gets a freaking statue...
- But do you sometimes go to, say, Noam Chomsky's lectures and absolutely roast him with your witticisms? Otherwise it's just sparkling cynicism really
  
  Now that you mention it, maybe I should visit a political rally or such carrying a featherless biped...
- Have you tried releasing a featherless chicken in a court room?
“I am searching for the bones of your father but cannot distinguish them from those of a slave.” — Diogenes of Sinope (as he was asked by Alexander the Great what he was doing when staring into a pile of bones)
Unfathomably based
Goes hard

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