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What do you call a dog with no legs?
It doesn't matter, it's not coming anyways.
13 0 ReplyWhat do you call a cow with 2 legs?
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Lean beef.
10 1 ReplyOne time I tried to tell this joke to a friend, but he immediately blurted out "Your mom!" Can't complain because I guess I set myself up for that.
7 0 ReplySo it's supposed to be a three-part joke:
What do you call a cow with no legs?
Ground beef.
What do you call a cow with three legs?
Lean beef.
What do you call a cow with two legs?
Your mom.
8 1 ReplyWhat do you call a cow with one leg?
Steak
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5 0 ReplyWhat do you call a man named Charles who has no legs?
ground chuck
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