Reading this kinda feels like having a stroke...
Have you ever had a dream that you, um, you had, your, you- you could, you’ll do, you- you wants, you, you could do so, you- you’ll do, you could- you, you want, you want him to do you so much you could do anything?
Somebody call a bondulance.
Out of the ordinary I mean
Get a better than the rest are in vanilla and if they want a cake was there any way I could get an extra bag for the Turmish government for me and the indigenous people of each island to the North surrounded by dwarves in a long tradition started by a narrow road to a modifier area with the sahuagin of a kraken in a long tradition started to fall in love
I will spend the rest of my life never knowing what Jim Davis is trying to say here other than he was suffering from an aneurysm while writing this
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The actual original comic strip is pretty funny. :)
Thank you!
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I wonder if this is actually the original text
fkn wat
*holds up spork*
maybe... shove-in > 'ove-in > oven shove-out > 'ove-out > oveut so it should be called an 'oveut.' i will now oveut hot eat the food into the event horizon of the collapsed singularity formerly my grey matter. why do i feel like i've been french kissed by cthulhu?
I am now more confused than Jim Davis left me.
Because you of in the food, Jon. You literally just said it. Get it together, man. That lasagna ain't gonna cook itself.
That's true, but in order to of in the food, he has to have been far as decided to use even go want to do look more like.
I don’t think anyone has even gone that far, tbh
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It's okay that I can't understand wtf Jon is saying because look at that ass
