Lucky it wasn't towed. My town has tow trucks waiting for violators.
And still would be 100x cheaper and 200x less stressful than a dui.
People laughed at me when I said this would happen. Laughed so loudly. WHO'S LAUGHING NOW?!
Oh yes, all of your "farm fresh" and "handmade" goods are so nice, but at what cost?! Where do we draw the line? They pop up where they please, sell what they like, and disappear into the early evening with whatever was left behind!
You can't trust these "farmers" and their nameless "market"! Why are there so many of them? How do they appear to operate independently, but with so much goddamned planning? WHERE DO THEY TAKE THE CHILDREN AT MARKETS END?!
Is Lemmy making pasta now?
You've gotta pester them about where their farm is! Like, what soil are you using to grow those handmade ceramic bowls?
The folded in wing mirrors here tell a story.
and this is why you take public transport to the pub
Half of America doesn't have public transport, and some states like Iowa make it illegal to use drunk. God bless.
Not being allowed to use public transit while drunk is the dumbest shit lmao.
Yeah, it's not pleasant to transit with someone that drank waayy you much, but what else are they gonna do? Especially with impaired judgement. Certainly better to give them an option that doesn't involve a car.
Wtf iowa?
I wish
Irreversible damage to the farmers market
This is part of why they closed Murphy Ave. off to car traffic.
Lmfaoooo
Why is it called a farmer's market when every market I have ever been on has farmers.
I kinda want a follow-up to this. Did they have space to back the car out? Was this right in the middle of the market, and they just had to come back later? Did they hang out until it ended and just vibed?
