I knew a couple who got pregnant and they named their kid Dallas. They had a relative named Dallas who killed their parents.
92 0 ReplyWell damn, good on them for moving on
62 0 ReplyWell, they were both too young to really know the parents and it's a not a very close relative. It's really just a story to them and not something they experienced.
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Guess they didn't like the parents, huh?
19 0 ReplyI thought this was going to have a Debbie does Dallas link instead of the dark place it went.
15 0 ReplyAwe man! Now I want to have a kid and name him Dallas, then tell him to go marry a woman named Debbie.
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"...Like the cult leader that killed all those children?"
53 0 ReplyFun game: when people try to play this game with you, look them straight in the eyes and say "yes" as seriously as possible.
41 0 ReplyOh that’s a game?
I just do it because I have no idea what they are talking about.. ;)
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No, the other one.
7 0 ReplyOh, the cannibal? Much less charismatic, but you do you.
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I work with a guy named Jason Voorhees. He was born after the character was already infamous.
42 0 ReplyThat sounds like his parents were just cool as fuck.
27 0 ReplyI bet his grandparents were thrilled
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I almost had the same name as a man who committed some very famous murders soon after I was born. My parents chose a different first name for me, but his was in the running. They told me they would've changed my name if they had picked the murderer's name.
29 0 ReplyYeah, Oba Chandler would have been a pretty tough name to grow up with, so I'm glad they didn't go with that one, too.
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If you're nice you can then detail the namesakes crimes using the plot of a well known slasher film and hope they pick up on it.
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