I’m telling my children that Teslas are cars made specially by the government for the public to know who’s a pedophile. A sex offender registry in public
edit: thinking about it, if you were an American soldier in a military barrack and you saw a Tesla Cybertruck coming in you'd think it's one of those geek Raytheon engineers or something to make sure that the child-bomber-9 bombs children well.
It is a candy company called "kanpai foods" that sells freeze dried food. Apparently if you tage their truck on insta they will send you actual free candy.
Elon soon?... He's on stage and there's a vehicle next to him hidden in a huge box.
"I am excited to share another disruptive vehicle... The Cybervan." It's big reveal time. The box suddenly and quickly starts to float upward and away. "You probably wonder why it has no windows..."