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Our boy is horny on main again
Elon's wife leaving him for Chelsea Manning, now Trump's wife leaving him for Stan Kelly. Stay tuned for breaking news about Zuckerberg's wife and Brace Belden.
Zuck's wife surely would love a enterprising girlboss rachel jake
Kelly shooting his shot!
Does Kelly have the sauce to compete with our big wet boy?
Melania lusts after Trump's big dumpy so unless Kelly's got junk in his trunk, good luck.
Uhhh
This may be his masterpiece
I know this word has lost its meaning, but is the statue of liberty getting cucked?
Only if the first lady is "married to America" which, kinda?
😦 where is the latest fad
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