HeyThisIsntTheYMCA @ HeyThisIsntTheYMCA @lemmy.world Posts 5Comments 5,151Joined 2 yr. ago
something tells me i'm the one getting hit in this scenario
i plan to sashay a little while screaming "WILDCATS" and hopefully the operator will die of embarrassment.
sisyphus hates that boulder. he knows if he lets it get all the way to the top the boulder'll let off the most smug, self satisfied groan and orgasm. so he just edges it day after day after day.
mr range officer i would like to rent some bullets. the internet said i could
it's so sad the way that the phone rang and rang and rang and rang and rang and rang and rang and no one answered.
it was the second most he ever threw up in one day
BUILD THE WONDERWALL
that's one hell of a power nap
but xitter is pronounced with a sh
We have a specific towel we don't like
no, they think it's the devil
Another reason nice are so smart. They leave the cheese for me or. else.
How is the ol gal
Joking aside, Utah has an alarming amount of dentists per capita and is trying to ban fluoridated water
Noooo you'll let the magic smoke out
I got two wizards and a skull. What the fuck is up with these dice
"now, how do I get to the attic above your bed"
Tacos or spaghetti
Did you check your pockets?
Why do we all have mayonnaise in our fridges instead of béarnaise sauce?
