I’ve long fantasized of people being so fed up with both parties, that along would come a third party at the right time and enough people would flock to them that and vote them into office.

But it’s just that: A fantasy.

And anyways, there’s always the chance that said third party would be way way worse and maybe there’s a good reason why they weren’t more prominent to begin with.

ME: You forgot the comma in that sentence. Commas are important!

DEVIL: Keep it up, jackass…

I like corn dogs.

You would think they aren’t starting from scratch, but each crappy shot of an underbaked Coruscant suggests otherwise.

No, but then again, I’m better remembering names when they’re paired with the pictures by their names. I lurk Lemmy with the Voyager app, which doesn’t seem to display pics next to names. So… Yeah

Also, low key happy to see I haven’t been mentioned. Means I’ve really toned it down since my Reddit days and leaving Reddit a year ago. Progress.

“Excessive lens flare”

Star Wars: The Force Awakens:

Please tell that’s pronounced as X-Face.

Four White Mages? It’ll never work.

@Maven Also all the “As Seen on TV” stuff that’s just hanging around by the checkout aisle.

@Duamerthrax I’d love to get me one of those raspberry pie mini consoles one of these times.

Being miserable and treating other people like dirt is every N̶e̶w̶ ̶Y̶o̶r̶k̶e̶r̶ American’s God-given right.

My PC specs are 0. You might’ve missed the part where I said “console peasant.”

Nobody ****s with the Jesus! I have the death sentence on 12 lanes!

Most. But there’s a small problem: Us console peasants can’t play it yet. So… Yeah.

Say you’re a (fellow) GFuel nerd without saying you’re a GFuel nerd.

That’s okay. I didn’t feel like getting any sleep tonight anyways…

It’s true. I usually eat animals that were killed for me. Thanks, grocery stores!

I’ve only ever read the first couple chapters of The Book of Armaments.

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That’s a very frogressive thing to say.