Lost_My_Mind @ Lost_My_Mind @lemmy.world Posts 137Comments 6,516Joined 10 mo. ago
I'm not collecting money. I'm struggling to survive. There's a difference!
Oooooh, I think Marty McFly might be fucking with the timelines again.
Actually, I held a baby once. It wasn't hard at all. It was actually super squishy.
So my question is......why? Coffee has never been good, or good for you. It doesn't get you drunk. It has mild addictive qualities.
I'm just not seeing a positive here.
Assuming provinces became states Canada merging with the US would result in a Democrat majority.
So why would a country want to become part of that deal ?
Hawaii wasn't given much choice.
Assuming provinces became states Canada merging with the US would result in a Democrat majority.
Puerto Rico: Yo Canada! Wuzzup!
.........uuuggghhhhh, no! Opt out, opt out!
I see people say this online, and I've seen it online for 20+ years. I don't get the game. And apperently, it's not the same game we used to play in middle school. You know the one. I tried playing that game at work, where you just run up to someone, reach your hands down someones pants, shove several fingers into their butthole, and yell YATZEE! if you manage all 5. My supervisor at work was NOT amused.
So if this game isn't that game, and it's not the other game, I don't know what the game is, or why people say I just lost the game.
..........is this about that rapper from the early 2000s? Did he die? Did we lose him?
This is actually something that happened in real life. Some white grandma sent out a Thanksgiving invite, to presumably her family, but entered a wrong number.
Some black kid replied and said "Can I come anyways?"
And the grandma said "SURE!"
So now every year at Thanksgiving he goes to her house for dinner. In the first photo the kid is like 16. But they posted a new photo every year. He's close to 30 now, still doing this. It's tradition at this point.
What I'm saying here is, Kathy can go to hell, and she BETTER bring mashed potatoes!
Is USSA the American version of USSR?
Uhhhhhh.......pretty sure Gaza isn't in Canada, little dude! Pretty sure they have sand over there. Maybe check Nevada. The part that isn't Las Vegas. Or maybe it IS in Las Vegas! One time I went to Las Vegas, and got lost in New York City. You never know WHAT city you'll find in Las Vegas!
Then you need to fill out an application form to revise the voting schedule.
Which is why I don't understand why my english lessions on cassette tape aren't selling! They even have a celebrity voice teacher to make it fun! Jar Jar Binks.
Ok, if you agree with this opinion, upvote toomanypancakes. If you disagree with them, downvote.
And afterwards we'll socially distribute their pancake hoarding problem.
To know whats up, ya gotta be down
Here's what you do.
Just think about the fact that you don't control your destiny. You're a wage slave. Doing whatever is told to you. You're going to die alone, and the only friends you have are only your friends because they are afraid of not having friends. The world is a dark and miserable place, and during the cold war America straight up lost 53 atomic bombs. Presumed to be in the oceans. Nobody knows their condition. Nobody knows if they are a threat to explode at any time.
On top of that, the soviet union lost an unknown number of nukes during that same time. Whereas the united states says they're pretty sure they lost them in the ocean, the soviet union makes no such claims. That means it's possible they dropped it from a plane, and it didn't explode. Maybe they were stolen from storage, and sold to whomever. No regulation needed.
So now, instead of laughing at some meme, you can have a look of dread and uncertainty on your face. Like you're holding back tears. And THEN you'll fit right in with todays soul crushing society.
Ew. No. I've known people who are happy, and giggly all the time.
I want it to be legal to strangle them.
A batman mask.
.............I don't even get it.
The Hulk would be FUCKING TERRIFYING if he only became The Hulk when he was horny.