I never would have believed Canada to be on the dark side of paper formats.

Easy there with the global genocide.

taking away all the dumb

Oh man, the episode where Archer basically says "Shut up, experienced scientist from centuries long space faring race with your well thought out careful procesures, I'm going down on that planet we discovered five minutes ago because I want to go camping! Also I'm bringing my dog."

White haired dude is a jerk.

Certe la plej bona lingvo. Ĉu ekzistas lemmio esperanta?

Ĉu vi parolas Esperanton?

Isn't that a demon in Warhammer?

I see.

I kind of want to fit a parabola to that stream of milk to check if the physics is correct.

Also the ducking voice over at the end hammering home the moral of the story. No matter if it makes any sense at all.

Because sometime we all need to <verb> a <noun>, even if <unrelated thing>. There is so much <emotion> that causes us to bla bla bla I can't even write this bullshit.

I once severely misjudged the amount needed I'm some rice I made. I can assure you, it does have flavour.

Result?

Beer in hectoliters, and for some reason Austrians measure foods in dekagrams.

I can assure you, we had to.

Aren't you supposed to be the land of the free?

Griffith is the best best quantum mechanics book I've ever read, what are you on about.

The security of Linux 2000 will be based entirely on steganography, Linux founder announces

But it doesn't say 2/2 on it!

I honestly can't tell if you're doing a bit or are actually serious.

As if american measurements have ever made sense. Look up how they measure screws or wires and despair.