I figured the point the comic was trying to make is, "undecided voters are the dumbest people on the face of the Earth."

It's an old desktop that doesn't even support Windows 11 hardware requirements. I built it back in 2009, so Windows 10 will be its last Windows OS. I don't want to dual-boot now and then have to upgrade and transfer everything in a couple of years.

I like to play games. If it weren't for that, I wouldn't use Windows at all.

DuckDuckGo is down for me, right now.

Conservative "humor" is always dumb, blunt and obvious.

When someone claims they want to improve your quality of life, you need to consider the source, especially when it's Elon Musk. And especially when he wants to screw with your BRAIN.

Your faith in the benevolence of billionaires is adorable but history has shown us that for the most part, billionaires are vain, greedy, brutal sociopaths. Especially Musk, who is an apartheid-loving fascist.

I think Microsoft's ultimate goal is to turn your computer into a locked-down console. Infested with data collection malware. And it won't allow third-party apps ever.

My next computer will be a dual-boot machine. I will use Windows ONLY for gaming. No personal info or activity on that partition at all. And I'll use Linux to get sh*t done.

And for something that is already data-mining you. Adding a fee just adds insult to injury.

I am really liking Linux Mint more and more . . .

Just because a company makes medication in pink and blue colors doesn't mean it's safe to consume! Your first priority show be the safety of the medicine itself.

Buy some Skittles if you want to "taste the rainbow."

Socialism: A system of government where the country's wealth is concentrated into a small, ruling class of billionaires, who use the media they own to keep the lower classes fighting with each other while they . . . the rich . . . run off with all the farking money.

Oh wait. that's capitalism. I don't know how I got those two systems confused.

Aren't game purchases enforceable contracts? i.e. "I give you money. You give me game that works." ? (I'm avoiding words like "good" because that's subjective and it gets into a whole different discussion)

Corporations have no business (ha ha) writing labor laws because companies and Labor have completely opposite goals. If your union is letting the company write your union's bylaws, then you have a weak (probably non-existent) union.

Yup. Cable TV was amazing back in the 1980s. Almost no ads and great content (I loved "Night Flight" on USA, especially). But it didn't take them more than 10 years to ruin it.

Yup. The game company intros are the first thing I edit out of a game's config files. Especially if they're unskippable.

If you want to know the state of "AI" right now, just try calling customer service or talking to a ChatBot for any company. It's incredibly sh*tty.

You can buy reversible USB cables online. The connector works in either direction. They're pretty neat.

This. Change the last line to, "U.S. armaments companies need to suck taxpayer money that would have been better spent on the taxpayers, so 'we don't see no genocide.'

Or, "We need to pander to evangelicals, who need Israel to exist so they can have their Book of Revelations, end of the world, apocalyptic jerk-off fantasies."

Try to think beyond your adorable little "protest vote" when your choices are between boring corporatists and 100% concentrated evil. Or you may never have to worry about voting ever again.