Stupidity, laziness, memes, twitter, AAVE

I'm so sick of everything being a "fit". OUTFIT. Drip? Ugh.

NGL but I lowkey dont know TBH FR

What makes a snack lowkey?

My GF did extensive research before buying our new toaster because almost every single one seems to suck. She finally got an expensive one from SMEG. Nice name. How hard is it to make a toaster that doesn't suck? They're SO simple.

God, I love Dark Reader. I don't know why anyone makes bright white websites.

"I'm so OCD". You ARE obsessive compulsive disorder?

Yeah, you don't say "I am diabetes/cancer/leprosy".

Autocorrect has gotten worse and worse. I can transpose two letters and it won't suggest the right word, but it'll suggest the right word with an apostrophe and an S that makes no sense. It's not wonder so many people think plurals need apos'trophe's.

Pssh, I got vaccinated and I never got mumps once! Obviously, it was pointless. /s

That's cuz tea is shit.

I wonder if the rumors of a second one are true. There's a trailer but I think it's a fake

That's a damn good price though.

The couch thing is a myth, but it's still funny to propagate it anyway.

This is so like.. 2014