Have you seen YouTube lately?

Percentage of revenue, not profits.

“You can have my mask when you pry it from my cold, dead face.”

—Charlton Heston, probably

Also caught on tape: "Pardon me."

I admire the hitch you used to tie on your sheets.

“I’ll totally testify at my trial, 100%.”

“Convicted Felon Grifter Conman Rapist Exclusive Economic Zone” has quite a ring to it.

But not because the suckers with skin already in the game vote to crash it.

I'm not sure about that. It sure feels like if they had a "normal" CEO, the stock price would tank. The crazies who believe in him are the only thing keeping that stock price up. Voting him out (not voting for his pay package) would, I bet, result in a big stock price correction downward.

Death cults gonna death cult.

Even if the prosecutors don't fuck up, you can always get "justice" from your state governor if you have to!

https://www.texastribune.org/2024/05/16/daniel-perry-greg-abbott-pardon/

The New York case was overturned on appeal. https://www.reuters.com/world/us/new-york-top-court-overturns-former-hollywood-producer-weinsteins-conviction-2024-04-25/

The California conviction is currently under appeal with the same arguments that won the NY appeal. https://apnews.com/article/harvey-weinstein-appeal-california-rape-conviction-ccd871f2c9347a9631dd5328f665df3a

Heard of a guy named Harvey Weinstein?

She should ask pay Greg Abbott for a pardon.

Fixed.

Ever heard of a guy named Bill Cosby?

"When someone shows you who they are, believe them the first time."

Seems like just a straight up ploy for free publicity. He needs (craves) media attention, and saying outrageous things is his favorite way of getting to the top of the 24 hour news cycle.

That does seem like someone who would need a defense secretary.

That's some hot tech right there. I bet HP would buy it for 1 billion dollars!

You mean Convicted Felon Donald Trump?