House Republican wants to re-name the U.S. coastline after Trump
House Republican wants to re-name the U.S. coastline after Trump
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Why would we name the coastline Convicted Felon Grifter Conman Rapist?
“Convicted Felon Grifter Conman Rapist Exclusive Economic Zone” has quite a ring to it.
Because it's underwater?
Its where we dump our shit?
Corse, irritating and gets everywhere?
It makes sense, Trump is quite salty over his election loss, and the ocean is salty, too.
They just suck the piss right off his growth, don't they?
Cape Dickhead, yes that sounds good
just the coast of Florida – the inner coast home to red tides and the outer coast home to drifts of seaweed hosting flesh-eating bacteria
Desantis will licks trumps toes in favor
I was thinking maybe we could rename Florida's Prince Albert - errr Lake Okeechobee - after him instead.
Didn't the army corps of engineers fuck up lake Okeechobee for a while and basically kill it with ag runoff?
Though the connection between Trump and the nation’s coastline isn’t immediately obvious, he seemingly demonstrated how much thought he puts into our ocean at a Sunday rally in the famously land-locked Las Vegas, when he broke into a multiple-minute manic monologue, musing on shark attacks and sinking batteries.
I mean, who else has done more for big ocean water than trump?
I agree. And for everything that Trump has done for our oceans, the entire coastline of Las Vegas should be named after Trump in his honor.
Dude simpin hard for that VP spot lol.