May everything you drink taste like ass, and that ass was filled with dead gerbils that died due to dysentery and that dysentery was caused by ingesting the asses of other dead gerbils.
If you're not using the McDonalds app to get cheaper and sometimes free food, you're doing it wrong.
Thats awful. Definitely a wurst käse scenario.
You have it backwards. She doesn't get a favor. Everything is about Trump and who he thinks will do him favor after favor. The judge already did him a huge favor and Trump would expect constant favors if the judge is appointed AG.
From what I've seen, dudes that care that much about mushrooms are really fun guys.
"IMPEACHED, PROSECUTED, or BOTH!" - he sure likes to talk about his own accomplishments, doesn't he?
And 2 impeachments
They want the court to be Judge, Judy, and Executioner.
Deleted scene from the Parks and Recreation episode where Ron Swanson gets a circular desk.
That's so much pot that Snoop is on his way to smoke it
The Spiderman is having me for dinner tonight.
Usenet Newsgroups were a big part of my life back then. Games, MP3s, Software, Movies, TV shows. So many Xbox games that I burned to DVD and loaded onto my modded Xbox. Those were the days. Now I only torrent some movies and TV shows thru a VPN and pay for everything else. My time is worth a lot more to me now than back in the late 90s/early 2000s.
Well it was Missouri after all. The raccoon was likely breaded and deep fried before the eagle ate it.
I mean...North Dakota is South Dakota's North Korea after all.
I used to have an in-ground pool at my home when I lived in Oklahoma. I would float on a pool noodle and sipping beer while listening to reggae. I was in my happy place. I miss having a pool.
I recently used my phone to wirelessly charge someone else's phone that was about to die. Pretty useful feature in the moment. I only used that feature only that one time in the 2 years I've had the phone but it's nice to know that is an option.
Any character played by Juliette Lewis. Um, yeah.