repurposing let's go Brandon is not their chosen slogan, is it?

I have some terrible news for you about Dark Brandon.

Like holy shit what is even going on

Mr. President doesn't know, either.

It's fine. We've already adjusted your social credit score accordingly.

The full-back?

The High Court of the Juggalo Nation.

Unironically, I've been getting better search results from Yandex since this AI dogshit started picking up steam. I'm contemplating switching over full time.

I spent over 40 years of my life telling people that I'm 5'11", only to find out a couple years ago I'm actually 186cm, and my mother has no idea how to use a tape measure. Which also explains why the baseboards she measured out for when we finished her basement never fit correctly.

Seeing Fetterman described as "left-of-center" caused my spirit to temporarily leave my body.

You get used to it. New Yorker writers are contractually obligated to start every political puff piece that way.

Twin Towers 2 shoulda just been two of that giant Jenga tower.

There's nothing else to it than that. It's offices providing services to citizens abroad. Like every western country has.

I've been playing some hidden gem indie games from that era, too. Ever heard of "Super Mario World"? I've never seen anything like it.

I'd like to imagine Italians lubing machine parts with olive oil lol

This is actually the real reason why the Axis Powers lost World War 2—Stalin didn't do shit.

Haha he doesn't know that laws aren't for rich people! How did he graduate from cop school?

Listen, assholes: you either do what the Pope says, or you establish an Antipope. I'm not even Catholic and even I know the rules.

Me: "I wish we had SSO and 2FA."

Corporate IT: "We have SSO and 2FA at home."

The SSO and 2FA at home: everybody logs in with the same username and password, and it doesn't set cookies so you have to do it constantly