All of my kids now have Hexbear accounts.
All of my kids now have Hexbear accounts.
And all of them have good enough opsec to never acknowledge their dad with terrible opsec.
I consider you all my children
27 0 ReplyHey its me ur child, please send ten thousand dollars in bitcoin
25 0 ReplySorry, all I have is a ton of iTunes gift cards, is that ok??
10 0 ReplyWhat not even Amazon gift cards ? ARE YOU FOR FUCKING REAL? YOU ARE NOT MY REAL DAD !
7 0 ReplyThank you father I am the grateful child and will take the cards. Please send the codes to firstname_bunchanumbers@notascam.gmail.com
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Actually I am his long lost uncle and I would take 10k in diamonds or cash. Thanks in advance.
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Dad pls stop doing this and come home. We miss you.
20 0 ReplyNo.
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What you mean: probably teen/adult children
What I picture: actual toddlers posting on Hexbear about the Sino-Soviet split with perfect comprehension of events but toddler grammar and spelling.
19 0 Replyactual toddlers posting on Hexbear about the Sino-Soviet split with perfect comprehension of events
I don't see how this is different from normal Hexbear.
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Suicidal FBI Agent
18 0 ReplyHey dad
17 0 ReplyHey Jason.
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Father I cannot click downvote
14 0 ReplyHello sir, we have never met before but I was wondering if we could have pizza for dinner tonight? Please?
11 0 ReplyWe're having bean and potato chili with cornbread, we've been over this.
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yo, dad, can you send my allowance to my monero address?
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8 0 ReplyAqua Teen Force
5 0 ReplyWait is this guy in this picture the same guy as ? Also that's a wack ass jacket.
5 0 ReplySo telling my cool anarcho communist coworker about hexbear would be bad opsec, right?
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