Yeah, making Jack and Kim get permission to not be called John and Kimberly is actually encouraging--there are some people at least who aren't using the law solely to harass trans kids.
Tbh, this is probably the malicious compliance I was hoping would happen
I have no idea what the correct answer is, but Pence thinks it's him and that's very funny to me.
It's a level of accomplishment to which I can only aspire 
There's a new site tagline of a response to UlyssesT that made me actually laugh out loud. Probably because I remember the conversation too, and good ol' Ulysses had me just as 
as the person who responded to him. Something about Oppenheimer and booba and I don't know what. Just totally impenetrable posting 
Does anyone still have the volcel vanguard text?
Also, thank you, volcel police, for keeping hornyposting to a minimum 
I am self-aware enough to know that I am a serial story-repeater, but with a bad enough memory that can't remember which ones they are.
I don' t know if I've told you this before, but I love this bit. Your commitment is unparalleled.
It's from a lemmygrad user and posted in lemmygrad, so I think it's safe to say it's a joke. They're riffing on the other instances wanting to defederate from us, when we all know that's not gonna happen here 
Awww, the memories. It also led to some fun times with terfs coming here to try to turn the tables. Would you be shocked to learn that no terfs were deradicalized by my effort post about learning about trans people and not being a terf? 
He could have packed the court. Have you ever watched The Alt-Right Playbook Series? I think it does a good job of explaining some of the reasons why the democrats are mostly useless. It doesn't get into the problem of both the Ds and Rs being capitalists, but it does explain how Ds wag their fingers and Rs just keep doing wild shit anyway.
I guessed right! 
"We need cultural sensitivity training in med school." One finger on the monkey's paw curls.
Like CriticalOtaku said in this thread, here on Hexbear, if someone says "libs," we mean liberal in the older sense of the word.
I think it's a typo for "libs," since n and b are next to each other on an English keyboard.
Chicagoans continue to remember that infamous day almost two decades later, posting about it on social media.
My trusty Samsung Galaxy S7 that I bought in 2017 is bricked and now I must buy a new phone. What are the recommendations of the hexbear community for a replacement? I was satisfied with my elderly phone except that there was a lot of junk that came with the phone that I couldn't delete, and for the last couple years or so I've had to delete an app before I could add an app, so that was kind of annoying. But other than that, I was happy with it, so I don't need the newest coolest thing.