infinite campus
One must imagine Cis-yphus happy.
Makes me think of California Uber alles for some reason.
Knock knock at your front door.
It's the blue suede denim police.
They have come for you uncool niece!I guess they'd be the Oakley thumb police though, and they'd be coming for your cool not-a niece (is the a non gendered term for niece/nephew?)
Iowa Senate File 496 [PDF]: https://www.legis.iowa.gov/docs/publications/LGE/90/SF496.pdf
If a student enrolled in a school district requests an accommodation that is intended to affirm the student’s gender identity from a licensed practitioner employed by the school district, including a request that the licensed practitioner address the student using a name or pronoun that is different than the name or pronoun assigned to the student in the school district’s registration forms or records, the licensed practitioner shall report the student’s request to an administrator employed by the school district, and the administrator shall report the student’s request to the student’s parent or guardian.
For the first violation, you get a written warning. Subsequent violations get disciplinary hearings.
Tbh, this is probably the malicious compliance I was hoping would happen
yeah, like all these laws DeSantis is passing are trying to target trans people specifically, but there's no easy way to write a law that says "you need to make trans kids and only trans kids miserable" without the full ideological buy-in of the enforcers
holy shit, that's a real thing?
my mum would have gotten so many emails lol
Happened at my high school. All nicknames need parental slips.
Refer to everyone as comrade lastname and see how long the policy lasts.
Absolutely unhinged
I wonder if you could SQL-interject the system á la little bobby droptables
"And what did we learn about input sanitization?"
Is that really the term?