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Arm the homeless
At this point it would be more like tripping and falling out of the race
It’s his world and we’re just living in it
I’m honestly shocked they’re admitting how bad he was, I was expecting them to do some shit like say that he’s normally cognizant and just forgot to have a balanced breakfast this morning
Thanks Florist, reading this post helped me reach my theory quota for the day
The coup attempt in Bolivia happened because of Hexbear being offline for the day, thankfully our big beautiful mods were able to get the site back up and running just in time to save communism through the power of posting
Who knew that an entire instance of smug dumbasses who think they’re smart because they were in their high school’s Model UN would suck
She should shoot them in the head just to make sure they aren’t ghosts, you never know these days
Isn’t that the guy who invented time and space
A shark in the Indian Ocean that’s going to have an F35 land on its head
People are straight up driving WMDs in public because of how much they love Elmo rofl
I’m not sure if this was the absolute worst response possible, but it’s gotta be up there, right?
Ok but what if it’s a situation where the baby who’s getting their candy stolen deserves it
Listening to Meet the Grahams was stomach churning. It legitimately felt like watching a horror movie, the stuff revealed about Drake in that song should get him thrown into a wood chipper if true. Also, I might be wrong but from what I understood the only source on the Kendrick DV allegations was one post on a random person’s blog from like 2014
Does this mean Columbia is run by tankies
“This piece which is meant to make the listener engage with the world around them is good except for when I don’t want to engage with what’s going on in the world around me”
Don’t worry everyone, I’ve seen Tesla’s next innovative and revolutionary car model and I can safely say that the company will be back on its feet very soon
It’s actually all because of those dirty orientals, they’re to blame for a peace loving country like the US being forced to involve itself in a new war every 5 minutes
Shit the programming from the 1984 universe would probably be better, they had funny stuff like Trotsky being turned into a sheep in their shows
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Marx failed to consider Remus Dogfart
Before anyone says it, I know that the best option for me is to just delete my Reddit account and never use it again, but I don’t have any type of impulse control to stop me from mindlessly scrolling through social media so that option is out of the question for now
Anyways, I saw a Reddit thread about an NFL player who accidentally killed someone while he was drunk driving having PTSD from the incident and a good amount of the comments were acting revolted at the thought that a person who fucked up was a human being with emotions. Maybe I’m being too sympathetic to the NFL player but I think like it’s a bit extreme to say that the feelings of a dude who seems to be pretty guilty and remorseful over unintentionally committing the worst mistake of his life are invalid because of what he did. It’s also kind of representative of this thing that redditors do where they go out of their way to post these deranged fantasies about what they think should happen to every criminal and to talk about how people in prison don’t deserve to be treated with any kind of dignity or compassion because they committed a crime once. I don’t know if these people are just saying this because they want to feel morally superior to everyone else and look down on prisoners because they’re easy targets or if they’re genuinely just deranged and like it when people are dehumanized
But yeah thanks for making it this far into my semi-coherent essay, you can tell me why I’m an idiot in the comments if you feel like it