These people have hyped themselves into being in an abusive relationship (cw: link has the full image of the cut, not bleeding but looks to be a 2-3 inches long and needs stitches)
You mean end with a compliment? It's probably a bit of that, and I wouldn't be surprised if Tesla repairs have some kind of ridiculous non-disparagement agreement - has super thin skin
All of a sudden, time slows to a halt. I've hit something big this time and this truck has no crumple zone. I know my head is about to go through the window. This is it. Do I think about my life, my loved ones? No, I think about how much I still love this truck.
I'm genuinely kind of wondering if there's a layer of the all too common "if you get hit by a car that's your fault for being in the way of the car" mentality applying here except for the one you're getting out of
Johnny, your behavior is scandalous - says the teacher
Tomorrow you have to come to school with your parents!
But I don't have parents - replies the boy
What happened to them? - the lady asks
A cybertruck ran over them
Then come with your grandparents
They were also run over by a cybertruck
So what will you do now, Johnny, alone in the world??? - the lady asks
I will continue to drive the cybertruck!