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From the mouth of Mike Wazowski himself, Elden Ring is balanced around using everything
  • I was at scrabble level 4-5 in the first forge you can reach and landing crits non-stop, using eleonora's poleblade since it combos with the Ranah outfit buff, and I think they're just crazy resistant to fire and piercing. Might try again with the dragon Hunter katana I levelled to kill the lightning dragon in the pool before Bayle

  • From the mouth of Mike Wazowski himself, Elden Ring is balanced around using everything
  • Honestly wish they'd drop the pvp entirely. It's a tiny fraction of the player base and they're unbelievably toxic even for souls gamers. The Seamless Coop mod dev got death threats because it removes the possibility of pvp invaders and thus reduces their potential victim pool

  • A Tesla driver says he crashed his brand new Cybertruck after the brakes stopped working
  • They innovated having every system on the same wiring to save on materials and labor installing a proper wiring harness where subsystems are isolated so failures in one don't cascade to others. In this case the blown fuse is probably affecting five or six other systems downline.

  • They’re finally talking about replacing Biden
  • They've probably fingerprinted your machine so proxying won't really work. If you're using chrome you've basically given the whole game away about your web identity to Google. Same deal if it's an android since the native browser is chrome

  • "I’m just focusing on the present because the future is depressing"
  • Death to America means the termination of the imperialist, colonialist, capitalist socioeconomic structures that sit between Canada and Mexico, not the literal killing of its people. The State of America is that of an emotionless machine that turns human potential and bodies into numbers on a spreadsheet from which dollars may be extracted. The Nation of America is the people that live inside that machine and are in part its imperial beneficiaries but are mostly its marginally luckier victims. We want to destroy the machine.

  • There's some new icons in the world of adult animated comedy
  • Sure, but all that shit the chuds want to like, like Lady Ballers or this Twitter Norm show, it's basically devoid of value and only gets watched out of spite. They want legitimacy and cultural impact but chud media simply doesn't have the ability to do that because it rejects having any humanity. It's media made out of spite, they'll pump the numbers to make it look like a win, spitefully, and it'll go into the memory hole a month later having done nothing. South Park, while being crass and artless is at the very least enduring, and it believes everything they do too.

  • Tumblr: If you refuse to support the person carrying out a genocide of millions of people, "you have an incredible amount of privilege" and actually DON'T care about Palestine. Here's a helpful chart!
  • Trans rights: rights to what? Medical care? Protection from discrimination? Another commenter pointed out the massive surge in anti-trans rhetoric, hate crimes, and hate laws during Biden's regime

    Abortion access: Roe v Wade ended during Biden regime, no attempts made to enshrine abortion as law or protect existing abortion providers or act against state level anti-abortion laws

    Environmental reform: oil & gas extraction has never been higher than under Biden, and Biden has allowed extraction on an unprecedented amount of previously protected land

    Prescription reform: Insulin is price capped for some. People still die from lack of access due to cost

    Loan forgiveness: What forgiveness? You'd think if people were getting their loans forgiven the regime would be blasting the airwaves about it to lock in voters that also want to alleviate their debt

    Infrastructure funding: Of the billions provided, most has vanished into thin air by way of layers of consultants, corruption, and inability to manufacture anything without ten middlemen skimming. The practical result is that very little has been done, and most of it is toxic car infrastructure

    Advocating racial equity: advocating something isn't the same as actually enacting laws to mandate it. Biden also advocates for Bibi to bomb less but keeps giving him more bombs

    DEI: this is racial equity again

    Vaccines & public health: Biden ended free vaccination programs and told the CDC to stop monitoring COVID, and has had seemingly no interest in taking preemptive action against the developing bird flu crisis

    Criminal justice reform: He pardoned the like, 10 people on federal weed charges and rescheduled it down from heroin to meth level

    Military support to Israel: this is bad, it's bad he's doing this

    Ceasefire: He could compel the ceasefire with one phone call and hasn't done a thing beyond telling Bibi to please try to bomb fewer children, please sir

  • The US is cooked. It really is.
  • Pineapple is a great pizza topping and haters don't understand the value of adding tartness to a rich dish. Mfs never balance a dish with acid or honey and it shows. It's no less a proper pizza than stuffed crust abominations.

  • Literally a skill issue
  • Honestly fuck em Fromsoft gamers that think you're playing wrong unless you do it level 1 with no weapon upgrades and no armor, uphill both ways in the snow. They're challenging games but they're also not necessarily that difficult if you let yourself use the shit the game gives you

  • "Just got 10 years deferred felony probation for THC" - a harrowing glimpse at the prison-industrial complex

    The post title is a hyperlink btw

    This is one of the more upsetting redditor stories I've run into and it's not even that bad for the storyteller. The monstrosity of the system is its purpose, from being forced to call a hotline every day to find out if you're being randomly tested that day or violate parole, to being able to pay off your community service hours, to being told you have to spend time in prison but it can just be nights on the weekends all underscores that the cruelty is the point.

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    Trump ranked worst president in history by experts

    Worse than Buchanan, worse than Jackson, worse than Nixon, worse than Reagan

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    Landleeches throw party to celebrate being allowed to evict tenants again, fight breaks out
    www.sfgate.com Fights erupt at eviction party thrown by Berkeley landlords

    A party thrown by the Berkeley Property Owners Association on Tuesday resulted in multiple physical altercations between landlords and protesters.

    Fights erupt at eviction party thrown by Berkeley landlords
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    What the hell does Ted Lasso have to do with fascism

    I don't watch HBO or whatever it's hosted on and !black-mold-futures seems to hate it, and I'm barely online enough to understand half of what they spew into the air

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